QUIZ: IS IT TRUE LOVE?

It was love at first sight- or was it?

How can you tell the real thing from a fleeting attraction?

1. When you think of him, you think of:

a. his face
b. his voice
c. his body
d. the fact that he still owes you 100 for pizza from the other night

2. To you he smells like:

a. fresh bread
b. soap
c. wet dog
d. sauerkraut (and you don't like sauerkraut)

3. When you see him you hear:

a. a heavenly choir
b. violins
c. a talk radio station
d. fingernails on a chalkboard

4. On your first date he gave you:

a. a love poem
b. flowers
c. nothing
d. the flu

5. You're first words to him are:

a. "I think I'm in love."
b. "Nice shirt."
c. "Is this the line for the bathroom?"
d. "Move it, Tubby!"

6. he's like his father because:

a. he's honest
b. he works hard
c. he snores
d. he has a pot belly

7. You're favorite thing about him is:

a. the way he respects you
b. the way he listens to you
c. the way you look together
d. the way he fades into the woodwork when you don't need him

8. Your favorite time with him is:

a. alone together, kissing
b. on the phone, talking late at night
c. those funny little silences that prove you don't have to talk to be close
d. watching him drive away

9. If you had to describe him in one phrase, you'd call him:

a. king of men
b. nice
c. adequate
d. scum


Scoring:

If you chose mostly a's, you've found bliss! True love! Just keep an eye on it
so it won't go sour.

If you chose mostly b's, you have a prefectly good relationship.
Maybe it will blossom into true love later-you never know.

If you chose mostly c's, you're biding your time with someone who doesn't reallly
grab you. Let go and find someone who makes your heart race.

If you chose mostly d's, nuff said. You're either cynically using your honey or
else you think this is how love should be. Don't settle! And get out of this
trap before you turn bitter!